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July 04, 2007

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An Unreliable Witness

I thought you had felt tips?
Whereas I jus have a very long pencil.

andre

you're just showing off again, aren't you?

andre

an unreliable witness... "apparently, he has a very long pencil"

An Unreliable Witness

Oh dear. I have sharpened it too much and the lead has fallen out.

andre

you'll go blind

fiona

Does your pencil have a rubber on it, Mr Unreliable?

whispering9

You never fail to amaze me. Pure brilliance.

who, me?

would you like to borrow my pen? It's very fancy.

andophiroxia

I have a mechanical pencil. That does pay off when you frequent office supply stores all of the time.

An Unreliable Witness

No, my pencil has no rubber. I don't need it. I never delete posts.

annie

that's a great hat design

i think you could be onto something

xx

andre

I like hats.

I bet Mr Tracey is shaking in his boots.

Angelalala

>>I never delete posts

Ooh, handbags!

You hide some, albeit unintentionally...

An Unreliable Witness

Can I have an original Andre Jordan hat, please? I shall wear it when I am out on the town, dont'cha know?

Jack

I come here and it's nothing but filth.

I shall go away again.

Ariel

You are making me wish my keyboard would break down...

la fille

I have heard about Mr. Witness's (very long) over-sharpened pencil. I'm not impressed. Although an inkless pen is not much better. Really, I'm not sure why I come here at all. Too many stationery and writing implement issues.

Meesha

my favorite post of yours ever

An Unreliable Witness

"I come here and it's nothing but filth."

I agree, Jack. I know that many readers of A Bendable Evolution are under the impression that I am the peddler of the filth, but it's not me. Oh no. I merely respond to the very obvious innuendos that are scattered throughout the posts.

My oh my, that's a big feather.

See?

andre

I'm keeping out of it... catholic guilt etc etc

Mr Farty

But was "running out of ink" on the list?

We need to know these things.

Peach

couple of smutty schoolboys the pair of you...

Van

life completely changed. No pen. No pencil. Use the blog instead. And oh hmm .... I can lean u my lipstick.

bohémienne

My pen ran out of ink recently. I feel much better now, thanks.

It really is rather a large feather. And I'm awfully ticklish.

sabrina

It seems like you have an awful lot of female admirers commenting on all your posts. Although it really could be anyone. I've heard there's an increasing percentage of the bear population with internet access.

twit

'BUT IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT'

That's PURE faith.

& I likes it.

(Unless you were just being darkly-sardonic or something, in which case ... er ..)

Oh fuck it.

Peace.

me

I always find you...catch you..don't want to let it leave

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