I have heard about Mr. Witness's (very long) over-sharpened pencil. I'm not impressed. Although an inkless pen is not much better. Really, I'm not sure why I come here at all. Too many stationery and writing implement issues.
I agree, Jack. I know that many readers of A Bendable Evolution are under the impression that I am the peddler of the filth, but it's not me. Oh no. I merely respond to the very obvious innuendos that are scattered throughout the posts.
It seems like you have an awful lot of female admirers commenting on all your posts. Although it really could be anyone. I've heard there's an increasing percentage of the bear population with internet access.
I thought you had felt tips?
Whereas I jus have a very long pencil.
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | July 05, 2007 at 12:59 AM
you're just showing off again, aren't you?
Posted by: andre | July 05, 2007 at 01:01 AM
an unreliable witness... "apparently, he has a very long pencil"
Posted by: andre | July 05, 2007 at 01:02 AM
Oh dear. I have sharpened it too much and the lead has fallen out.
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | July 05, 2007 at 01:14 AM
you'll go blind
Posted by: andre | July 05, 2007 at 01:27 AM
Does your pencil have a rubber on it, Mr Unreliable?
Posted by: fiona | July 05, 2007 at 02:05 AM
You never fail to amaze me. Pure brilliance.
Posted by: whispering9 | July 05, 2007 at 02:43 AM
would you like to borrow my pen? It's very fancy.
Posted by: who, me? | July 05, 2007 at 06:04 AM
I have a mechanical pencil. That does pay off when you frequent office supply stores all of the time.
Posted by: andophiroxia | July 05, 2007 at 07:01 AM
No, my pencil has no rubber. I don't need it. I never delete posts.
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | July 05, 2007 at 07:30 AM
that's a great hat design
i think you could be onto something
xx
Posted by: annie | July 05, 2007 at 12:10 PM
I like hats.
I bet Mr Tracey is shaking in his boots.
Posted by: andre | July 05, 2007 at 12:23 PM
>>I never delete posts
Ooh, handbags!
You hide some, albeit unintentionally...
Posted by: Angelalala | July 05, 2007 at 12:56 PM
Can I have an original Andre Jordan hat, please? I shall wear it when I am out on the town, dont'cha know?
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | July 05, 2007 at 05:07 PM
I come here and it's nothing but filth.
I shall go away again.
Posted by: Jack | July 05, 2007 at 08:48 PM
You are making me wish my keyboard would break down...
Posted by: Ariel | July 05, 2007 at 09:29 PM
I have heard about Mr. Witness's (very long) over-sharpened pencil. I'm not impressed. Although an inkless pen is not much better. Really, I'm not sure why I come here at all. Too many stationery and writing implement issues.
Posted by: la fille | July 06, 2007 at 01:13 AM
my favorite post of yours ever
Posted by: Meesha | July 06, 2007 at 05:58 AM
"I come here and it's nothing but filth."
I agree, Jack. I know that many readers of A Bendable Evolution are under the impression that I am the peddler of the filth, but it's not me. Oh no. I merely respond to the very obvious innuendos that are scattered throughout the posts.
My oh my, that's a big feather.
See?
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | July 06, 2007 at 01:29 PM
I'm keeping out of it... catholic guilt etc etc
Posted by: andre | July 06, 2007 at 01:43 PM
But was "running out of ink" on the list?
We need to know these things.
Posted by: Mr Farty | July 07, 2007 at 02:43 AM
couple of smutty schoolboys the pair of you...
Posted by: Peach | July 07, 2007 at 02:40 PM
life completely changed. No pen. No pencil. Use the blog instead. And oh hmm .... I can lean u my lipstick.
Posted by: Van | July 07, 2007 at 08:18 PM
My pen ran out of ink recently. I feel much better now, thanks.
It really is rather a large feather. And I'm awfully ticklish.
Posted by: bohémienne | July 08, 2007 at 01:58 AM
It seems like you have an awful lot of female admirers commenting on all your posts. Although it really could be anyone. I've heard there's an increasing percentage of the bear population with internet access.
Posted by: sabrina | July 08, 2007 at 05:29 PM
'BUT IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT'
That's PURE faith.
& I likes it.
(Unless you were just being darkly-sardonic or something, in which case ... er ..)
Oh fuck it.
Peace.
Posted by: twit | July 15, 2007 at 03:47 AM
I always find you...catch you..don't want to let it leave
Posted by: me | July 17, 2007 at 12:32 AM