Oh you are being too hard on yourself - I am sure that is not always the case.
Dear Mr Unreliable,
As you know, I am a big fan of your prose. You truly do write a well wicked story! Anyway, I wondered if you would give me your honest thoughts about my Love Poem?
Do you think I will go far in the literary/art/poetry/surrealist world?
Your love poem is fantastic. However, as regards to your entry into the world of literary and somewhat surrealist endeavours, I should remind you of the agreement we drew up at the recent high-level meeting of A-list UK bloggers - namely, you do the doodles, and I cover the Kafkaesque angle. Right? RIGHT?
Get orf my land.
Your biggest fan,
Mrs U. Witness OBE MBE ARF OAP (retired)
Very disappointed to find I was not invited to said recent high level meeting of A-list bloggers. Intend to obtain book deal immediately wherein I shall talk at huge, prosaic length about my hurt feelings and general trauma at this snub and intend to gather small army of minions to bolster fragile ego with toadying remarks in comment boxes up and down the land at once.
Don't you find that when someone says 'get a life' they invariably mean 'get a life like mine not the one you have'
it go's without saying, the answers NO!
(bugger, just said it!)
Don't bother replying, caus' I won't be back here any time soon. But you strike me as a person who has gained popularity by emotionally attention-seeking. Its pretty damn sad, whether its your true personality or not. You're pathetic =]
Your poem must smell very good as it seems to be attracting flies. Or bees.
Posted by: Meesha | April 10, 2007 at 04:29 PM
I think I may have found my special talent!
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 04:31 PM
I have written lots of them (6).
Finally being able to offload one's woe is such a release.
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 04:34 PM
I wish there were more men like you!! Romance is great :)
Posted by: thinkpink | April 10, 2007 at 04:40 PM
People are always saying they have never met anyone quite like me before.
I am completely unique!
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 04:45 PM
"People are always saying they have never met anyone quite like me before."
People say that about me too. Thing is, they're usually looking scared and gnawing their own fingers down to the bone.
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | April 10, 2007 at 04:48 PM
Oh you are being too hard on yourself - I am sure that is not always the case.
Dear Mr Unreliable,
As you know, I am a big fan of your prose. You truly do write a well wicked story! Anyway, I wondered if you would give me your honest thoughts about my Love Poem?
Do you think I will go far in the literary/art/poetry/surrealist world?
Do you?
Do you?
Your biggest fan
Andre
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 04:55 PM
Dear Mr Andrew Jerdin,
Your love poem is fantastic. However, as regards to your entry into the world of literary and somewhat surrealist endeavours, I should remind you of the agreement we drew up at the recent high-level meeting of A-list UK bloggers - namely, you do the doodles, and I cover the Kafkaesque angle. Right? RIGHT?
Get orf my land.
Your biggest fan,
Mrs U. Witness OBE MBE ARF OAP (retired)
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | April 10, 2007 at 05:01 PM
I am the Number One Google search for: Andrew Jerdin
ha ha ha ha
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 05:05 PM
The things I do for you. That was a most selfless gesture on my part. *sniff*
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | April 10, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Yes and you are just below me
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 05:08 PM
plus also, I have read everything by Mr Kafka and he never did any poetry - so it's not your 'land'
"End of"
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Dear Mrs Wynne Ness,
Very disappointed to find I was not invited to said recent high level meeting of A-list bloggers. Intend to obtain book deal immediately wherein I shall talk at huge, prosaic length about my hurt feelings and general trauma at this snub and intend to gather small army of minions to bolster fragile ego with toadying remarks in comment boxes up and down the land at once.
Your biggest flan,
Offended of East London
Posted by: Harumph! | April 10, 2007 at 06:05 PM
Offended! I love your blog! Congrats on the book deal! Fabulous!
P.S. What's an A-list?
Posted by: Toady | April 10, 2007 at 06:53 PM
Don't you find that when someone says 'get a life' they invariably mean 'get a life like mine not the one you have'
it go's without saying, the answers NO!
(bugger, just said it!)
Posted by: Robin B | April 10, 2007 at 06:53 PM
"It's just like the Mad Hatter's tea party really"
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 07:04 PM
oh and 'Mrs Wynne Ness' is so funny. I shall refer to him as that from now on.
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 07:11 PM
ah sweet, I think your poem is lovely... and so is Unreliable... are you two in love? you fight so sweetly too xxx
Posted by: Peach | April 10, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Yes - he loves me with all his heart.
we are like an double act:
Fred and Ginger
Mork and Mindy
Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 10:25 PM
From the bottom?
Posted by: F B | April 10, 2007 at 10:26 PM
From the bottom?
is this an anagram?
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 10:28 PM
From the bottom of his heart, you silly.
The most special love comes from the bottom.
Posted by: F B | April 10, 2007 at 11:18 PM
oh yes, sorry, yes, from the bottom of his heart.
It is such a shame he doesn't have a Virgina.
Posted by: andre | April 10, 2007 at 11:21 PM
I wish to have it clearly stated here, in black and white, that I have never been nor ever will be the Nookie Bear to Andre's Roger de Courcey.
*shiver*
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | April 11, 2007 at 12:15 AM
i say you have a inky pen
what a mess
wash your hands doodle bug
innit
Posted by: annie | April 18, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Belíssimo!
Beijos
Posted by: Nany | May 16, 2007 at 03:13 AM
Don't bother replying, caus' I won't be back here any time soon. But you strike me as a person who has gained popularity by emotionally attention-seeking. Its pretty damn sad, whether its your true personality or not. You're pathetic =]
Posted by: Jay | July 23, 2007 at 07:36 AM