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Your poem must smell very good as it seems to be attracting flies. Or bees.

I think I may have found my special talent!

I have written lots of them (6).

Finally being able to offload one's woe is such a release.

I wish there were more men like you!! Romance is great :)

People are always saying they have never met anyone quite like me before.

I am completely unique!

"People are always saying they have never met anyone quite like me before."

People say that about me too. Thing is, they're usually looking scared and gnawing their own fingers down to the bone.

Oh you are being too hard on yourself - I am sure that is not always the case.

Dear Mr Unreliable,

As you know, I am a big fan of your prose. You truly do write a well wicked story! Anyway, I wondered if you would give me your honest thoughts about my Love Poem?

Do you think I will go far in the literary/art/poetry/surrealist world?

Do you?

Do you?

Your biggest fan

Andre

Dear Mr Andrew Jerdin,

Your love poem is fantastic. However, as regards to your entry into the world of literary and somewhat surrealist endeavours, I should remind you of the agreement we drew up at the recent high-level meeting of A-list UK bloggers - namely, you do the doodles, and I cover the Kafkaesque angle. Right? RIGHT?

Get orf my land.

Your biggest fan,
Mrs U. Witness OBE MBE ARF OAP (retired)

I am the Number One Google search for: Andrew Jerdin


ha ha ha ha

The things I do for you. That was a most selfless gesture on my part. *sniff*

Yes and you are just below me

plus also, I have read everything by Mr Kafka and he never did any poetry - so it's not your 'land'

"End of"

Dear Mrs Wynne Ness,

Very disappointed to find I was not invited to said recent high level meeting of A-list bloggers. Intend to obtain book deal immediately wherein I shall talk at huge, prosaic length about my hurt feelings and general trauma at this snub and intend to gather small army of minions to bolster fragile ego with toadying remarks in comment boxes up and down the land at once.

Your biggest flan,
Offended of East London

Offended! I love your blog! Congrats on the book deal! Fabulous!

P.S. What's an A-list?

Don't you find that when someone says 'get a life' they invariably mean 'get a life like mine not the one you have'
it go's without saying, the answers NO!
(bugger, just said it!)

"It's just like the Mad Hatter's tea party really"


oh and 'Mrs Wynne Ness' is so funny. I shall refer to him as that from now on.

ah sweet, I think your poem is lovely... and so is Unreliable... are you two in love? you fight so sweetly too xxx

Yes - he loves me with all his heart.


we are like an double act:

Fred and Ginger
Mork and Mindy
Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear

From the bottom?

From the bottom?

is this an anagram?

From the bottom of his heart, you silly.

The most special love comes from the bottom.


oh yes, sorry, yes, from the bottom of his heart.

It is such a shame he doesn't have a Virgina.

I wish to have it clearly stated here, in black and white, that I have never been nor ever will be the Nookie Bear to Andre's Roger de Courcey.

*shiver*

i say you have a inky pen
what a mess
wash your hands doodle bug
innit

BelĂ­ssimo!

Beijos

Don't bother replying, caus' I won't be back here any time soon. But you strike me as a person who has gained popularity by emotionally attention-seeking. Its pretty damn sad, whether its your true personality or not. You're pathetic =]

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