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Faraz

HAW!

Disgusted from Milton Keynes

Pure filth! I shall never darken your doors again.

PS - Was it you that vomited in my dustbin?

andre

I have been thinking about the dustbin I vomited in and I'm slightly worried it may have been a homeless person that smelt like a dustbin.

An Unreliable Witness

Odd, but I woke up with diced carrot in my hair on Saturday morning. And that wasn't the scent of Calvin Klein I was emanating.

andre

I am going to hell, aren't I?

J

Are you not there yet ?

summerofb

sex doodles indeed. fucking funny if you ask me

Moo

something smells fishy around here...

apprentice

you're skating on thin ice there mister!

annie

Call that a penguin?

andre

It is an artistes impression of a penguin!

annie

Looks more like a crow.

andre

A crow! A crow!

I have a good mind to add you to my 'scandalous reviews'.

Annie

I would be honoured.
It looks like a crow with a hole in the middle.

Annie

I don't think they are liberals either.

andre

I shall add your 'are you a virgin?' comment to my scandalous reviews!

Why are they not liberals? How do you know this? Did you draw them with your own fair hand? No. They are fookin' Liberals [and god fearing Christians - though they do not know it yet)

Annie

I am well honoured to be added to your Scandalous Review page.

Innit.

Liberals are liberal {in theory}.

guyana-gyal

To be continued? There's more? What next?

Robin B

He'd be better off with a cormorant than a penguin(and more geographically correct)

they're a sort of posh shag you see

andre

oh a posh shag would be marvelous.

annie

feck posh chips
posh shags all round

LittleBookGirl

I come here again and again and again. You've made me psychotic.

I never thought being psychotic would feel so good.

andre

LittleBookGirl: psychotic is nice.

annie: Feckin chips is wrong! It is almost as bad as feckin a penguin!

Rachel

is it as bad as feckin a warm loaf of bread?? not that i have, just curious.

Jack

Ooooh, the myriad delights of a thick saucy chip butty.

andre

you are disgusting!!!!

Haruki Murakami's pet tarantula

Do you suck the sauce from the chip, or just take a bite out of it whilst still covered with sauce?

Sorry, but this is an important question. Obviously.

andre

This thread is turning into potato porn!

Zazzi

If the eskimo is, well, an eskimo, and therefore has lived in the Arctic all his life, how does he know what Milton Keynes looks like?

andre

err... I dunno ... he just does.

Cecile Weekly

Hahahaha, am curious what happens next.

Ariel

I have the sex life of an eskimo, minus the animal involvement I hasten to point out. How about giving your eskimo some, erm, vegetables?

Angelalala

Potato porn? Ick. Too carby for me.

Harder now with higher speed
Washing in on top of me
So I look to my eskimo friend
I look to my eskimo friend
I look to my eskimo friend
When I'm down, down, down.

Angelalala

Bum, I forgot something.

It can't be MK, there are neither concrete cows nor roundabouts.

{illyria}

the eskimo looks like he's wearing a dress. a cute dress, though.

andre

Ariel: My sex life is nothing like Eskimo Boy's - oh no. I'm 'at it' all the time. {It's amazing I find the time to do my drawings}


Angelalala: Well that's ruined doodle number 16. I shall have to think of something else now!

{illyria}: He is not wearing a fookin' dress!

Angelalala

Oops.

I'm an anti-muse.

annie get your goat

ha ha ha!

where's the dustbin?

andre

oh the dustbin will be added at some point {It has always been my dream to make a cameo appearance in my own doodle}

annie get your goat

you are so gonna love the photo of yourself that I took
you have perfected the 'don't pap me!' stance beautifully

andre

where is it!!!!!

do not put it on the interweb!! I am elusive!!!

guyana-gyal

Annie, is he wearing a dress? Like what the Eskimo is wearing? Post it, post it.

sushisuz

Oh my COD those are funny!

jleeody

Oh yes. I am in the Arctic currently.
It is very cold. And lonely.
You captured our plight quite properly.
Very good.

julia

eskimo is an offensive word, the correct word is inuit, but it was funny hahahahahaha

val

funny,but lonely

JonnyB

148th!!!

andre

ha.

I have put this post back up because it will stop me fiddling!

I am getting spam!

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