Eskimo Woe: A tale of despair, isolation, global warming, urban deprivation and chilly willies

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to be continued...

Comments

[kori]

the woman with bangles on her arm in the subway made me cry.

this makes me laugh. I want to see #5

if I feel sad today, I'm going to say to myself 'here fishy fishy'

[Annie]

If you wanna fcuk a fish, you gotta get in the water. They die pretty quick out of water, which would indicate a whole new chapter... no, don't go there Andre!

[andre]

Annie ... but ... but

[Annie]

ps. What do you expect to catch with that rod anyway?!

However if you do catch a tiddler there might be a polar bear not far behind!

[andre]

oh you are not allowed to say 'tiddler' on my blog!

I did a couple more Eskimo doodles last night... am scanning them now... and there isn't a 'tiddler' in sight!

[Annie]

Minnow then.

What bait are you using? That usually ascertains what you'll catch!

[andre]

corn beef and despair.

[Annie]

Right. Quiz mistress Annie here. Take the word DESPAIR and rejig the letters. See what you come up with. Its Countdown time!
I've come up with Des Pair which looks French?

[andre]

Red Pias

which is what you get when you drink lots of Tizer!

[Annie]

Wasn't there a film about a Killer Whale? What was it called...?

[andre]

Debbie does Antarctica?

[Annie]

No, I don't think so.

Is that a kite you are flying Andre? or is the whale drinking you through a straw?!

[andre]

A kite! A kite!

It's a perfectly drawn Killer fookin Whale!

[Annie]

It is. It is.
However, the igloo in the first doodle looks more like a bricked up mouse hole with a large key hole.

I'm leaving now, before Freud logs on.

[Freud]

what a peculiar place for a whale to get caught by a fish hook.

is the wiener schnitzel ship shape?

[andre]

I dare not tell you what the Eskimo is going to try and fuck next... I am an evil evil person...

[Satan]

oh yeah?

try me.

[andre]

oh and the igloo is not a mouse hole ... it is just futher away.

My perspectives are spot on!

[Jack]

He should be pleased!

Whales have much more stamina than cod, and haddock only ever want to do it in the missionary position.

[andre]

I think Mr Eskimo would take whatever he was offered - beggars can't be choosers - and there is nothing wrong with the missionary position!

Though sadly I fear the Killer Whale is more than even Mr Eskimo can chew...

[sushi chef]

Konichiwa!
Make it into sashimi or sushi.
Great with a bit of ginger and wasabi.

[andre]

I do not think Mr Eskimo wants to eat the whale.

I think I shall refer to him as Eskimo Boy from now on.

[flunt]

Is it just me or are all the fishy jokes starting to wear a bit fin?

[andre]

fin ... ha ha ha ha

Fear not Flunt, Eskimo Boy is soon to find another thing to sexually desire.

[Annie]

Is Eskimo Boy on Snow Patrol?

Watch out for Polar Bears doing Coke adverts. Its only CGI after all.

[flunt]

How can I not fear? If the helium in that Killer whale balloon goes up there'll be a much bigger hole in the ice and no more Eskimo Boy!

[andre]

There are no CGI wotsits here!

I do it all with my own fair hands.

[Annie]

I beg your pardon?

[andre]

CGI

Computer Generated Images.

[Annie]

No. The second bit!

[kermit]

just because he (the eskimo) is sexually frustrated doesn't mean he's polysyllabically challenged, you know.

[andre]

Annie: I know, I was just teasing!

[Annie]

Are those breasts or startled eyes?

[Annie]

ps. I like her hat.

[andre]

Annie: I believe they are actual proper breasts - though I have drawn them from memory ... so

I think I will stop now and leave you all wondering if Eskimo Boy finally gets his willy chilly or not.

It's not a hat ... it's her fookin hair!

[Annie]

Are those arms or antlers?
(just kidding)

Good luck Eskimo Boy/Reluctant Hoodie.

[andre]

I think I shall have to raise my concerns about Global Warming at a later date in the series.

[Rachel]

hhhmmm, i don't think his willy would just be chilly! he could get some pretty nasty frost bite from her!

[flunt]

Don't be silly, women don't start to look like that until AFTER you marry them.

Alright, calm down, it's only a JOKE (ahem)

Thus rounding off what I think we can all agree has not been the best week of flunt's contribution to this community. Time to re-lurk perhaps.

[Annie]

What's happened to Eskimo Boy / Reluctant Hoddie.

Yes, I said Hoddie.

iHod therefore iAm

[Annie]

Hey Eskimo boy, I've just heard that there is a Polar bear in a zoo in Berlin that has been abandoned by its mother.

Well, you said you were lonely!

[andre]

please do not utter the said Polar bears name on my site.

Thank you.

[mike]

But I came here for a post called "Please Stop Shouting"!

It begins like this.

"Go to London tarn. Get very drunk. Miss last train home to Northampton. Fall asleep in train station [Euston] and wait for morning. Suddenly awake with overwhelming urge to go to Milton Keynes? Run for 2.20 am train to Milton..."

How does it end? Tell us! Tell us! How you persist in taunting us so!

[andre]

... fall asleep on train. Awake in Milton keynes. Be sick in dustbin. Get £40 taxi from milton keynes to Northampton. Vow to never drink again.

[mike]

Oh. Ah.
Ooooh.
We shall speak no more of it.

[andre]

It was a crap drunken post and so I deleted it.

[bris girl]

Andre I am a regular Oz lurker and would like to de-lurk and say hello!! When I saw doodle number 1, I was interested to finally see what an eskimo "glory hole" looks like, as I had wondered in the past...

*disgraces self and returns to lurking*

[Robin B]

Isn't that penguin rather far from home?

*me being a smart arse*

[andre]

fair dinkum! Oz lurker.

[andre]

Robin B: This is not 'real life' - it is just a drawing.