First have thought. [ting!]. Hold thought in head. [Nobody talk to me, nobody talk to me, shut up, shut up!]. Write thought down on scrap of paper. [Blah, blah, blah]. Admire thought [Oh yes, I am genius boy]. Now play with thought in head. [blah, blah, blah... blah, blah, blah... blah, blah, blah]. Now write all thoughts onto the computer using Microsoft Word or similar program. [Tap, tap, taptap, tap]. Admire thoughts. [Oh yes, I am genius boy]. Now edited thoughts. [Snip, snip, snip]. Remember, every word on a blog-post counts. [Snip, snip, snip]. Admire thoughts. [Oh yes, I am genius boy]. Publish thoughts onto blog. [Ping!]. Check for any spelling mistakes. [Snip, snip, snip]. Admire post. [Oh yes, I am genius boy]. Make coffee and wait for fans to comment. [Lalalalalala]. Return to computer with coffee and admire your post. [Ooh... I don't like it now... it's rubbish... the worst post I have ever written... the worst post ever published on the internet... I hate it, hate it, hate it!]. Consider deleting post, closing blog, and killing self. [I want to die, I want to die, I want to die]. Realize you are not brave enough to delete post, close blog and kill self... so do quick doodle and place above shitty post [Ping!] and when no one is looking [re: middle of night] delete shitty post from blog and memory. And relax.
