Before you read any more of my words, I feel there are a couple of things you should know. firstly, I have, in the past, suffered from the depressions [but I'm all right now] and secondly, I am a very lonely person and I have done all I can, in writing this blog, to make myself look more attractive to the female persons.
Thank you.
You may now continue reading ...
it's working
Posted by: Annie | March 26, 2006 at 10:53 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: andre | March 26, 2006 at 10:54 AM
You're right, but the warning is obsolete. I've been reading for about a week and can already tell. So that means I can continue reading, right?
Posted by: the_editter | March 26, 2006 at 03:23 PM
Yep, it's working. You sound attractive. Very.
Posted by: guyana-gyal | March 26, 2006 at 05:54 PM
I've heard and have been sorted. Thanks for clearing all that up.
Posted by: Katy | March 26, 2006 at 07:24 PM
When are you going to do some of those cat post things again .... I havent seen one in ages ??
Why do people insist on obsessing on aboutlooks ... I am going to advise my daughter ( she's only 7 at the moment ) anyway when I start advising her on things of that nature -> that looks are only very superficial .... and there are certainly more important, more valuable characteristics to look for in a man !!! Probably like most kids, she won't listen to me !!! ha ha ha !!!!
Posted by: Virg | March 26, 2006 at 11:38 PM
You do indeed sound very attractive, Andre. Huh, it must be working for us gays too.
Posted by: Bodhi | March 26, 2006 at 11:40 PM
ha ha ha
PSSSS
so does that mean that you won't listen to my advice either .......when I say to you
Andre there is nothing wrong with your looks......
and if you aren't happy with the way you look that this is more of a self esteem issue .....
when you stop looking things will start to happen .....
Posted by: Virg | March 26, 2006 at 11:42 PM
Without a doubt, it's working!
Posted by: aussieyam | March 27, 2006 at 01:39 AM
A person attractive through the pen is much more intriguing that one attractive through the mirror.
Posted by: BlondebutBright | March 27, 2006 at 02:24 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 04:06 AM
Honestly, I would shag you.
Posted by: JonnyB | March 27, 2006 at 04:43 AM
you seem lovely. to hell with the depressions, i say! been intermittently enjoying your blog for a week or two.
Posted by: k | March 27, 2006 at 04:49 AM
K - thank you
Jonny - no thank you
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 04:54 AM
Will you go out with me? I promise i won't defrost your fridge.
Posted by: Karine | March 27, 2006 at 08:25 AM
Karine: I'm not sure - do you promise to not have 'the periods'?
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 08:37 AM
No periods, just BPD... *grins*
Posted by: Karine | March 27, 2006 at 09:31 AM
BPD?
*wanders off wondering if Bad Poo Dilema is catchable?'*
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 09:35 AM
Hahahaha... will you be my therapist instead? My therapist won't make me laugh.
Posted by: Karine | March 27, 2006 at 09:55 AM
my therapist always made me laugh ... that is why I called her 'the blessed one'
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 10:07 AM
hello virtual therapist. who needs a face to face therapist when i can get my daily dose from the internet.
Posted by: Karine | March 27, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Andre, I can't honestly tell whether or not it's working. But will you just respond to this comment with one of your lovely grrr'ing growls? I'm sure it'll send a shiver up my spine.
Posted by: Vaughan | March 27, 2006 at 01:55 PM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 02:00 PM
Vaughan - oh nearly forgot, am now about to read another Japanese author: The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami
Posted by: andre | March 27, 2006 at 04:04 PM
We girlies love the sensitive types. Nothing I like more than a tortured soul, preferably one who is penniless and arty. Perhaps this is why I am single as the only men I meet are accountants and engineers...
Posted by: thecatgirlspeaks | March 28, 2006 at 03:51 AM
Tormented souls are great but not necessarily penniless, prosperous writer who is torn between the desire to be true to himself and a fear of commercialisation would be perfect. :)))
Posted by: mag | March 29, 2006 at 09:12 PM