James Blunt R.I.P

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[Pointy]

His music makes me feel suicidal too.

[J]

Yes, I think Pointy speaks for all of us.

It is he (Blunt) that should be shot! Ideally we should be aiming for the throat area - just to be sure.

[Whoops - my internet connection cut off just as I was typing this - I'm taking it as a sign that it doesn't like Blunt either!]

[J]

Hello, me again. After leaving your wonderful site I came across this: http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php

I think you'll like it!

[ju]

i was at a bob geldof concert the other night and someone, as a joke, asked him to sing 'you're beautiful' and he says (in his gorgeous irish accent *jizz*) 'fuck off, that's the 21st century "lady in red"' Was v amusing and quite troo
just a nice wee story for ya there

[†]

For some reason i had it in my head that you're a fan of Mr Blunt (sorry about that). I feel quite relieved to hear you're not, he's rhyming slang on my planet.

[Robin]

Hurrah!

[H]

You make me laugh. Which is a little embarrassing in an internet cafe. It makes me look insane.

[andre]

YES - did like that song - i confess - but I have changed my mind - I hate it now - I think mr blunt is the reason for my depressed ways - IT IS ALL HIS FAULT.

H - insanity is not a laughing matter

[andre]

J - thank you
http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php

[Milady de Winter]

James Blunt's voice makes me feel sick.

But I wouldn't mind if he knocked upon my door of an evening offering to service my lower quarters. Obviously, he'd have to promise not to try and sing or anything.
~Milady
xxx

[deeleea]

I am so there... a colleague has that as her ring tone... I want to kill her too.

[Vaughan]

I like James Blunt. I think his songs are emotional mini-masterpieces which really tug at the heartstrings and make one look at the world in a whole new light.

And the fact that I wrote all that whilst maintaining a completely straight face is obviously a sign that I'm beyond help.

*cough*

[andre]

*cough*

[Helen]

Please keep your doodles coming

[pink]

bout fucking time.

*puts the blade away*

[pink]

ps. vaughan - i totally agree. you need to listen to more black eyed peas :)

[Bodhi]

[Adjusting Kevlar Jacket and moving behind large object]

Well you are beautiful, Andre.

[Virg]

Now Andre, you are the one that introduced me to James Blunt ..I listened to one of your catpost thingy's and heard 'your beautiful' ....I went straight out and bought his cd after hearing that one song ... he hadn't been heard of much here in Australia at that time - well of course I am so influencial *cough cough* I told everyone about him and now he is really popular over here ......
Hey, have you heard of Missy Higgins over there ..... an excellent new Australian talent ??? Brilliant voice and nice catchy but deep and meaningful lyrics .. young and beautiful. She has a website where you can have a listen to her music .... if you are interested ...
I love Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell ... some say they are depressing ... but I love them ... you can't BLAME the music for your state of mind!!!!!
I am just in shock that you are being awful about James Blunt...what about Damien Rice .... so you still like his music ??

[andre]

damien rice is ace - james blunt is not - yes i know i put his beautiful thing up - like i said above - i was wrong - i was very very wrong.

I am very very sorry

[Virg]

Geeeezzz Andre .... don't be sorry ... it's your opinion and life is all about progressing and changing .....
Have a listen to Missy and see what you think !!

[H]

ummmm sometimes it is, insane people do some bloody funny things sometimes.

I'm glad you like Damien Rice, I do to.

[BluntHater]

Can't stand James Blunt.
Someone should hack out his vocal chords with a black and decker jigsaw - sounds like someone has already.
Hate the whiney BASTARD!!!

[Holmesy]

we should all get together buy tickets to a james blunt gig then run on stage and kill that son of a bitch i hate him sooooooooooooooooooo fukin much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Opfunk]

His voice is great. Control of pitch, the emotional depth, the guitar accompaniment - unbelievable. People should really get used to it. But you have to be NOT TONE DEAF, only then can you truly appreciate this kind of music.
Everybody else is just jealous for his ability to write good songs or that he is just good looking (and I am not even gay and I'm typing that).
Greetz & Happy New Year

[morph]

Cheesy songs and words. Irritating whiny voice. Ok for some pre-pubescent schoolgirls. I hate him and cant understand how he has become so successful.

[andy]

couldn't agree more, i prefer stamping on my cat's tale and listening to the poor love scream till it's blue in the face than having to endure that rosey cheeked bastard's whining. and i still haven't met one person in real life who doesn't express similar dislike for him. this is the first time i've been moved to telling someone because a pop act is so bad, ever...and i'm including k.d. lang! i wouldn't be surprised if www.jamesbluntrhymeswith.com has already been purchased pending a full and frank attack. if not, i'll do it.

[ANGRY PERSON!]

You are all sick.
James blunt is brilliant.

p.s
I am not getting paid to say this...

[Elizmari]

You all are sooo jealous of his talent!! If you don't have something good to say, why don't you just shut up!!! He's just doing his thing he didn't force you to buy his cd did he

[wendy]

i don't know about u guys but i can relate to james blunt songs, i love his music!

[wayne]

I just looked at the website www.jamesblunt.com and checked out the profile. That is fine. THen I checked out the photos. They (his enterage)look like normalish people. But he looks like a wanka. Fair enough if some chicks want him to knock on their door, but to those chicks I suggest getting outdoors more and perhaps using a seeing eye dog to make your next decision on potential one night stand contender.
Have a gr8 newyear - I think there is a knock at your door. Oh that is probably elton looking for james.

[wayne]

Funny fuckers. Good to see you all haven't lost your humour in a drying world. Why don't a lot of people like James Blunt - apart from the voice, the depression and the success? Has he done any interviews to give a better insight into his personality? Even if someone is talented they still have a high chance of being a real prick. But if he is indeed a nice guy then that would be reason enough to hate someone. If some chick publishish a tell all book and says he is well endowed too then perhaps all hetrosexual men should call it quits before WWIII.
I think James' songs are pretty good. They don't make me want to die - I have wanted that for a long time. See the way I see it is the world is just a box we are stuck in and 2 fill in time die. So if you don't like a little album then I suppose you had better buy some ear muffs or find joy in shoe box living because there will be more. ANd we all know about copycat syndrome too. So buckle up and learn to enjoy self flagelation.

[Deebsie]

Pure deathhhhhh.

[Sam]

is there any flash games where you can hurt james blunt???

[james bl..bl..c..bl..b..c..bl..cunt!]

i dunno about flash games but we have a poster of the bastard on the back of my bedroom door, and we throw sharp objects at his fanny wipe head when we are pissed; extra points if you get his throat. I hate him for the many reasons that people have stated below*, but what makes me more angry is when people categorize him along with Damien Rice.

[james bl..bl..c..bl..b..c..bl..cunt!]

i dunno about flash games but we have a poster of the bastard on the back of my bedroom door, and we throw sharp objects at his fanny wipe head when we are pissed; extra points if you get his throat. I hate him for the many reasons that people have stated above, but what makes me more angry is when people categorize him along with Damien Rice.

[MadKunt]

i cant stand the fucker and how he sells any records is beyond me. oi james... do us all a favour and just shut up

[Adam]

I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO HURT JAMES BLUNT. OR SHOULD I SAY, JAMES'S CUNT.

His voice is surely not a males. I'm not even convinced that it is a voice of a human. More like a neurotic device, designed to turn us all against each other. Given how more people like him than those who don't.

I gave him a chance. I listened to the whole song multiple times without lashing violently at the speakers.

I wont be satisfied until this joke of an "Artist" dies. My ears are tainted with the fowl words he springs forth from his trap.
I WANT HIM TO PAY. IN BLOOD.

STABBY STABBY STAB FUCK FUCK FUCK JAMES DIE.

If i have a dream tonight of james dieing, i know that i will ejaculate 3 times, simulataenously.

Glad to see others have the same hate for this SHIT.

[bob]

Adam you are a comedy genius. Well done son.

[shoot the blunt]

i think its safe to say that james blunt causes uncontrollable rage attacks in most normal human beings, its good to finally find some people who agree that hes an intolerable artist, the first time i heard "youre beautiful" i was in a music shop having a conversation with the store manager, man i sure hope that manager is alright...

[james must smoke blunts....]

james blunt is a total sausage jockey :o
he's got STDs that you can see from space! i hope you enjoy the herpese, you butt pirate!

P.S. wash your hands

[mark]

damien Rice is worse than james blunt. I mean i hate james blunt as much as anyone, but that damien rice guy has some kind of credibility and a trendy beard. and he released a protest song. woo... crusty student beardy cunts of the world unite and sock it to the man in power. an acoustic protest song... that'll stop "the war machine", and how fucking long has he been milking that 0 Bollocks? 6 years in Ireland, at least...

[Boggy, Brooklyn, NY]

I don't know who this Damien Rice person is, but as for James Cunt...er...Blunt...I have to listen to a "lite" station at work, and they have two of his songs in heavy rotation. Evidently he's some kind of big deal in the UK, up for several major awards, but he's got a voice that hits me like nails on a blackboard. His "songs? Jeez, between "You're Beautiful" and "Goodbye My Lover", I just want to grab him by the collar and bitch-slap the talentless twit while telling him to f*king die or grow a pair! Gawd, every time I hear him, I hear that little voice in my head (I think it's Lori Petty in Tank Girl) screaming "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[tomkat]

am i the only person who thinks that james blunt could be a pothead?
i mean seirously
in "youre beautiful" (yuckkk) hes all like:
"I was F****** high"
he has a song called "HIgh"
and his last name is blunt
i hate this guy.

[sabrina]

james blunt is very good is beautiful and the song is beautiful .
YOU A CRAZY BECAUSE JAMES IS VERY BEAUTIFUL YOU JEALOUS

[Oathkeeper]

I hate James Blunt. I have literally walked out of a theater when they play his music.

He would sound better as a lung cancer patient with an external voice box.

YUCK YUCK YUCK

[paula]

YOU PEOPLE ARE PATETIC!!!...JAMES BLUNT MUSIC MAKES YOU DEPRESSED AND WANT TO DIE?...MAYBE YOU GOT SOME PROBLEMS...YOUR LIFE MUST BE REALLY BORIED AND EMPTY...I FELL SORRY FOR YOU REALLY...AM GONNA HEAR SOMO GOOD MUSIC...BYEEEEE

[me]

ummm, yeh can yew shoot me too

[John de Canada]

James Blunt? Instant radio station tune out for sure. What a total wimp. Saw someone in a crowd and now he doesn't know what to do. Talk about pathetic.

[X&Y]

I think that's great!!