The suicidal iron

Comments

[Vaughan]

I'm sure that the suicidal iron was only considering jumping because it was board.

Board.

Ironing.

Ironing board.

Oh God.

[andre]

Hi Vaughan - Board. hahaha ... hahaha ... hahaha ... so funny ... board ... hahaha

[Dave]

Google "extreme Ironing"

[sada]

oh my oh my...."board" hee hee

[Nick]

Bored? Board? I don't get it. And anyway, irons can't jump.

[jasmine]

OK André, that made me laugh OUT LOUD (so much so that people around me came to see what I was laughing at, and when they saw the picture and its title, they also laughed out loud).

[andre]

Nick - Irons can jump and cry and feel the pain of abandonment

Jasmine - suicide is not a laughing matter

[jasmine]

I don't think the iron was going to go through with it -- I think it was just looking for attention (you can tell a lot by body language).

[Dave]

That's true, Jasmine. I mean, look at him, all posing and snooty lookin'.

Get a job, Iron!

[Dawn]

Maybe it was suicidal at all. Maybe it just needed to get outdoors in a hurry. To exercise and let off steam. And it couldn't use the stairs because it was pressed for time.

[Pointy]

I would say jump, because has anyone talked a Iron out of not jumping? :)

[indigirl]

I agree Dawn - maybe it was just a bit hot under the collar, feeling flattened by life's disappointments but not quite falling apart at the seams. A little top up of water would have done the trick.

[Dawn]

That's right, indigirl, and he may just have been fed up with Atkins and just needed some startch in his diet.

[Dawn]

Or starch. Or maybe Andre was right and the iron really was about to jump because it could neither spell, nor type correctly in blog comments...

[God]

i wouldn't have let the iron jump.
i would have filled it's cold heart with love.
satan will not win!
G.

[Dave]

None of us should write for televison.

None.

[Tree]

I'm not sure which is more hilarious - the post or the subsequent commentary.

[juliana]

I agree with Tree. This has to be the funniest post and comments I've ever read!

[andre]

Hi Tree - Hi Juliana - as I said to Jasmine - suicide is not a laughing matter

YOU INTERWEB PEOPLE ARE NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD.

[Dave]

EEEeeeeegggghhhh!

Survey says you're both wrong.

Post = funny

Commentary = less

Andree = funny

Most of us = not so much

BUT...effort is perfection in itself, so, my friends, keep it up.

[andre]

thank you Dave - would you like to be my PR man?

[Dawn]

So, Andre. Did the crowd seem impressed? Did their esteem for you increase? Did you sock it to them?

And you're right suicide is never a laughing matter. However, a suicidal iron? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The iron must jump. In accordance with prophecy.

[Andy]

Are sure it's not simply trying to even out it's dodgy tan ?

[Karol Cross]

Oh wonderful!
I've been away for ages and when I come back this is the first thing I see. Fabulous, I too have laughed and laughed. Thank you.

[andrea]

cool.i laughed on some of it and still i could cry on some of them if looking at them again.anyway.keep on doing it

[Uncle Grump]

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[H]

This made me really sad. Really really sad. I like it.

[Captain Cat]

What makes me sad is that I am two years late. Everyone's stopped laughing and moved on to something else and I've only just discovered the depressed iron. I don't even know how the story ended. Did it jump in the end? Was anyone standing beneath the window when it did?

All these cartoons are hilarious.

[David Santos]

Freedom for Birmânia!

[foxxy]

my toaster once tried to kill himself, he decided to try to jump into the bath, and he threatened to take me with him, as i was in the bath at the time

[Katelin]

I think you're lovely. :]

[Dagmar]

Priceless :-)

[Youtube lover]

Maybe it was suicidal at all. Maybe it just needed to get outdoors in a hurry. To exercise and let off steam.

[Charanya]

what if the iron was contemplating flying and not suicide?!? :O

n what would be wonderful would be it droppin on an unsuspecting victim who was contemplating suicide while the iron was in mid-flight and gained telepathic tenedencies, picked up on the suicide vibe, n decided to clonk him just to set him right! (since suicide is not a laughing matter!)

[G]

Marry me! I love you!

[carley]

i feel like that iron a lot.
burned out from everyone using me.

[Dazzmin]

I don't want the iron to die.

[bethlynngoldman@hotmail.com]

no no, i think this is more about moving on from everyone once having already formed their oinion of you from what your past was.......some people don't give second chances or whatever, i have struggled with many different things in life.....opinions form, people judge....whatever. i say screw em, and just move on. if they don't come with you, then you didn't need them in the first place. when you reach the top, if they aren't with you, then you didn't deserve them when you were struggling at the bottom. i give second chances all the time. however, i fully understand this photo and commentary. you are brilliant. never stop expressing yourself. always stand up for yourself, especially, and even if you are standing alone!!!

love,
beth

[Alison]

These are some of the best doodles ever....comments are superb....I feel as if I've been in a windowless, airless room, but someone just opened a door and let in fresh, outdoor air - it's come rushing in and I take a deep breath - and it feels so good.

[Heather]

I will be the first to admit i dont get it. maybe im just too stupid.
:D so ill just smile and nod.

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