Don't hit me - I'm from channel 4

The sky is blue

I decide to do a big super-duper man wash.

I sit in my garden and wait for my super-duper man wash to finish.

I've bought an external microphone for my camcorder. It is very good. I want to film/document something socially important - something only a white middle class man could really understand but I can't decide which of my neighbours to film - the Black family to my left  or the scummy thick-as-pig-shit family to my right?

I smoke a cigarette and contemplate

My washing is done.

I unload my super-duper man wash.

Clearly the BBC are more likely to show my film about the Black people.

I hang my super-duper man wash on the line.

But Channel 4 is more likely to want the scummy thick-as-pig-shit family to my right.

I go back into the kitchen.

There are a pair of ladies pants on my kitchen floor?

I have no idea who they belong to? They aren't mine. They don't look like Skys. They're defiantly not Iris's ... they must be Coffee Shop girls? She must have gone home one morning - knickerless?

How common

I am clearly better off without her and her cheap high street ways.

I decide to film them.

I then throw them in the bin.

I have another cigarette.

I think I'll film the thick-as-pig-shit family to my right.

Comments

[pink]

see... now thats what i mean.

absolute fucking class.

x

[Erik]

Oh I enjoyed this one!

[LukePDQ]

I like it.

[TJ]

You mean you didn't masturbate into them? I would've.

[Greavsie]

Did they fit?

[andre]

did what fit?

never crossed my mind

i have no idea what youre talking about

[pink]

i think he's implying you tried the knickers on...?

not so absurd. my ex used to do it often, ahem.

[Anji]

How long is it since the last big super-duper man wash?

[Vaughan]

And should you really be washing a super-duper man, anyway?

[varla]

Film them both!! Did you get my friend the gallery ladies email?

[andre]

varla

i did - I am now waiting for her reply

[elspeth]

was it sunny during the super wash?

[lou lou]

film them both, nowt to lose is there?
is a super dooper man wash as bad as a massive family wash?

[Mike Da Hat]

So let's get this straight. Is a super dooper Man wash anything like Man Flu where it's much worse than it really is but we guys get some mileage out of it. Just wondered.

[andre]

I only do a super-duper man wash when I've run out of clothes

[vit]

let me know when the scummy thick-as-pig-shit family film is (undoubtably) aired on C4... i'll come home especially.